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Archive for July, 2000

 
|| July 16, 2000 || 10:51 pm || Comments (0) ||

Circumspect.

I had a brush with the past today. I should have some insanely (in more ways than one) wise/wonderful/witty thing to say. As a matter of course, the prevailing quip is this: “What the fuck??” I know. I am astounded, too.

“we haven’t seen the sun for weeks/we’re too far from our home”

 
|| July 14, 2000 || 11:24 pm || Comments (0) ||

I am a psycho and Dirky-Wirky is a fraud. And lemons are yellow with a very tart flavor. And I would say also that taxes suck ass, but the fuckers would audit me. HOORAY for salt!

 
|| July 14, 2000 || 10:21 pm || Comments (0) ||

God, how I DO love SpongeBob SquarePants (I write it this way, however incorrectly, because that is the way it tends to sound rolling offa my tongue). Not the character, I mean. The show itself. As a matter of fact, when it all boils down (two cliches in one breath…howzat fer a trick, bawz an’ guhls?*my pathetic attempt at a southern dialect, didja geddit?*), SpongeBob is not one of my favorite characters in the show. He has a groovy name and a voice reminiscent of my sixth-grade art teacher but I feel that is where his appeal ends.

The squirrel in the bubble helmet? The one that plays guitar and has a nasally twang-drawl with a nod towards southern sensibilities? That is one hip fucking cartoon-being.

To clarify, I don’t love this toon in the sense that I schedule my meals around it. I mean it in the sense that if I happen to channelsurf across it, I throw on the skids and laugh my ass off for whatever time remains. Gee holy pepper….I just admitted that shit on the worldwideweb,whoa. Forgive me when I am sane and sober, okay? And NEVER, NO, NEVER mention it at the office parties. Thanks, pal. >:oP

NEXT SUBJECT: This is an uglyass blog. I gotta figure out how to change some things color-wise and font-wise. This is an assault on the senses.

SUBJECT AFTER THAT: I am really trying to lure Dirk Belligerent out here to stomp around. I adore his words. If he DOES in fact show up, be very quiet and don’t make any sudden moves. It doesn’t take much to set the boy off, if ya know what I mean.

Enough for tonight….Love and Rockets.

 
|| July 14, 2000 || 6:37 pm || Comments (0) ||

Uhh, okay, as with any new endeavor, I have charged into this thing tentatively. Make sense? Who cares?

At any rate, this ‘new thang’ (to me, at least) will be much easier than trying to update that journal shite I was attempting. Ahhh, convenience….the boon and bane of modern man. Off to alter settings and the like. I will also try to bully a few people I semi-admire into joining me in this adventure. Ta-ta!!