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Jett Superior laid this on you on || December 28, 2000 || 3:21 pm

Boy, I thought that I had arrived when I was the proud recipient of the pedophile search.

I have just gotten my first anonymous (a.k.a. cowardly) fan mail. It read as follows:

From: LILZANE333@aol.com
To: amazingjettgrrrl@hotmail.com
Subject: hey
Date: Thu, 28 Dec 2000 10:49:29 EST
MIME-Version: 1.0
Received: from [205.188.157.34] by hotmail.com (3.2) with ESMTP id MHotMailBC14AC05001140043115CDBC9D22C3E40; Thu Dec 28 07:49:26 2000
Received: from LILZANE333@aol.comby imo-d02.mx.aol.com (mail_out_v28.35.) id i.24.f07b244 (7879) for ; Thu, 28 Dec 2000 10:49:30 -0500 (EST)
From LILZANE333@aol.com Thu Dec 28 07:50:15 2000
Message-ID: <24.f07b244.277cbb09@aol.com>
X-Mailer: AOL 5.0 for Windows sub 129

wuzz up can you please send me alot of pics of girls with dildos in there
pussy and ass and on there sexy feet baby please gtg p.s. i am really horny.

By all means, use the return addy any way you people deem appropriate. Any mode of happy little virii would be suitable. This person doesn’t strike me as the picky type.

And I couldn’t POSSIBLY deprive you of my reply:

wuzz up can you please send me alot of pics of girls with dildos in there
>>pussy and ass and on there sexy feet baby please gtg p.s. i am really horny.

Hmmm…what color should the dildo be?

And I wasn’t aware that there was a strap-on for feet. I’ll look into that.

Don’t call me baby. I hardly know you.

Last, and most important, I feel that I should inform you that you are guilty of improper homonym use. The context of your sentence suggests that you should have used ‘their’ rather than ‘there’. If you are going to bother trying to waste my time, please make a genuine effort to be grammatically correct. Thanks, pal.

“wuzz up…” how absolutely clever. Why not follow it with ‘my niggah’??

Nobody worked it out »

Don´t be shy. Lay it on me.

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