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Jett Superior laid this on you on || February 24, 2001 || 3:35 pm

I used to have a pair of Levi’s in this exact color with these exact rips. The rips were a couple-three inches lower and weren’t purposely torn that way; it was by default. I dated this guy who had a motorcycle and we spent lots of time on it. One of the ridges in the seat hit at that spot and little by little, they wore down until I had neat little matching slits there.

God, I LOVED those pants!! And they were just scandalous; every time/where I wore them, some glance or behind-the-hand comment was thrown out that said I was garnering someone’s shocked attention. It was all innocent, really…if I had cut around the front to make them denim cutoffs, they would have been an acceptable-for-public-consumption length. It was just simply that I had holes right….there, and they drew people’s eyes right….there, making them feel naughty and clandestine that they were looking. Or maybe just ’cause my legs are so long, folks got the illusion that the tears were higher than they actually were.

At any rate, those jeans were a great deal of fun to wear and I was sad to retire them, quite worn-down, a couple of years ago. Alas, I have no bike to wear in a duplicate pair now. DRAT.

Maybe I will just have to try my hand at an inventive swimsuit.

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