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Jett Superior laid this on you on || March 26, 2001 || 11:04 am

With regards to eBay sniping: I’ve been sniped and I have sniped. It’s part of the territory. If you want to avoid it in the future, bid about a MILLION DOLLARS for every item, no matter how small.

With regards to cremation: I intend to be buried the old-fashioned way. An old girlfriend was opposed to cemetaries because she though it wrong to take land from the living for the dead, which for me is…

EXACTLY THE POINT!!!

I WANT to be a burden upon humanity for all eternity and this is as good a way as any to achieve this goal.

The old saying is, “I think, therefore I am.” I live by the philosophy of, “I displace, therefore I am.” I figure, you can be sitting there thinking all you want, but if you can’t get to the fridge to get a beer because I’m blocking the door, you have no choice but to accept my existence.

So there.

I CAN’T F*CKING BELIEVE THAT GLADIATOR WON BEST PICTURE!!!!!

That was the absolute worst piece of film that needed to be cut into ukelele picks I saw last year!!! I’ve gotten into SCREAMING matches with retards who think that mess was anything more than a bathhouse spank flick. But for the truly magical “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” to lose to the worst toga flick since “Animal House” is positively shameful.

It doesn’t look like Jett’s gonna ever talk to me again. (Wish I knew why. Odd that I’m still entitled to blog. Maybe this will be the last time. If so, g’bye.)

Nobody worked it out »

Don´t be shy. Lay it on me.

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