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Jett Superior laid this on you on || April 21, 2001 || 8:41 pm

Maxim sometimes does that thing from the second Austin Powers movie. You know that scene where Dr. Evil is gesturing at MiniMe and mouthing the words “I love you”? That’s the one. That’s the thing he does. Maxim, I mean.

Let me make it clear that he does NOT do it because I find it cute, or clever, or even mildly witty.

It creeps me the fuck out, man, and he does it to torture me. To see me squirm because I AM so creeped out.

Am I losing y’all here?

But I have adequate means for creeping him out, too. I wait until we’re in the car, preferably on a long drive. *I am giggling gleefully here, folks* Also preferably after dark.

I make my features go slack, place my hands palms-up in my lap and stare blankly out the window. If he asks me a question, I ignore it the first couple of times that he poses it to me. After that he gets frustrated and asks, “Hey, you hear me? What are you doing??”

To which I reply,

“I’m getting into character.”

Unnerves him every time.

Nobody worked it out »

Don´t be shy. Lay it on me.

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