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Archive for July, 2001

|| July 31, 2001 || 12:47 pm || Comments (0) ||

A new little section to help acclimate you to the manic-ness that is me.

|| July 31, 2001 || 12:08 pm || Comments (0) ||

2.5. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever been called a “liberal airhead” before in my entire life.

|| July 31, 2001 || 10:56 am || Comments (0) ||

According to the F Scale, I am “disciplined but tolerant; a true American.” I scored a 3.7666666666666666.

The ratings scale says that “Within normal limits; [this is] an appropriate score for an American. (The overall average score for groups tested in the original study is listed in the 1950 publication as 3.84, with men averaging somewhat higher and women somewhat lower.)”

I dunno what to think about all that.

|| July 31, 2001 || 10:18 am || Comments (0) ||

Took out the new windows option, which seems to have fixed Reblogger. Anybody got any ideas as to how I can get links all poppin’ fresh without my comment system choking for air??

|| July 30, 2001 || 9:34 pm || Comments (0) ||

Look, kids!! The best round of searches that have led here YET!:

asses up in the air

best kisses in the world – i fucked up again

beth flippin

female bottom up

tied face down ass up legs apart

gobble up with sausages

horse fucking up close

stripping stuck up bitch females

me with heavy make-up

she me told to take lie off all on

Hey, is it just me, or is there a recognizable theme here?

|| July 30, 2001 || 9:19 pm || Comments (0) ||

I knew I was afraid of that red shit for a reason, chumster. No shit….I was just talkin’ to Leslie the Great on Saturday morning and she asked if I had become hooked on it yet.

Hell NO,” says I, “that shit SCARES me…” I mean really, think about it: all that caffeine, sugar and yellow dye is already in it……throwing red dye in the mix has gotta be a genetic mutator. A girl has gotta draw the line somewhere, mang.

In short, you are a braver soul than I, chum, ’cause we all know that you ain’t crazier by any stretch of the imagination.

Back to my point (and I DO have one): MDCR obviously motivated some poor computer-literate soul to exact evil on his/her/it’s cyber contemporaries. Poor sap. He should’ve asked me before cracking the seal.

|| July 30, 2001 || 6:52 pm || Comments (0) ||

So, I just learned that the Code Red virus (or worm, if you prefer) is named after Mountain Dew Code Red (proudly drunk by me, whenever I get gas on the way to work, since that’s the only place I can find it). And I’m wondering what the Queen of All Things Dew had to say about this matter…