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Jett Superior laid this on you on || July 30, 2001 || 9:19 pm

I knew I was afraid of that red shit for a reason, chumster. No shit….I was just talkin’ to Leslie the Great on Saturday morning and she asked if I had become hooked on it yet.

Hell NO,” says I, “that shit SCARES me…” I mean really, think about it: all that caffeine, sugar and yellow dye is already in it……throwing red dye in the mix has gotta be a genetic mutator. A girl has gotta draw the line somewhere, mang.

In short, you are a braver soul than I, chum, ’cause we all know that you ain’t crazier by any stretch of the imagination.

Back to my point (and I DO have one): MDCR obviously motivated some poor computer-literate soul to exact evil on his/her/it’s cyber contemporaries. Poor sap. He should’ve asked me before cracking the seal.

Nobody worked it out »

Don´t be shy. Lay it on me.

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