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Jett Superior laid this on you on || September 16, 2001 || 11:54 pm

Four Dogs

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an
Engineer, the second was an Accountant, the third was a Chemist, and the
fourth man was a Government Worker.
To show off, the Engineer called to his dog. “T-Square, do your stuff.”
T-Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly
drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty

The Accountant said his dog could do better, and said, “Slide Rule, do your
stuff.” Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen
cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone
agreed that was good.

The Chemist said his dog could do better still, so he called his dog and
said, “Measure, do your stuff.” Measure got up, walked over to the fridge,
took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured
exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was great.

The Government Worker called to his dog and said, “Coffee Break, do your
stuff!” Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk,
dumped on the paper, sexually assaulted the other three dogs, claimed he
injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance for unsafe working
conditions, put in for Workers Compensation and went home on sick leave.
Everyone agreed that was really typical.

Nobody worked it out »

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