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Jett Superior laid this on you on || November 29, 2001 || 12:37 am

My all-time favorite Southern (’suh-ther-in’) colloquialism:

‘Ain’t got no better chance’n a kerosene cat in hayull with gasaleen drawers on.’

My second favorite, heard for the first time by me just today:

‘Honey, alla yore sugar’s done turned ta salt.’

With gems like these two, why would a body want to live anywhere else??

Also, I like people that say ‘onliest’ instead of ‘only’. Yep, I like ‘em right off the bat.

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Don´t be shy. Lay it on me.

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