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Archive for November, 2001

 
|| November 22, 2001 || 11:02 pm || Comments (0) ||

JettSuperior: eric spanks his chicken and
chokes him monkey

Unxmaal: TAHTS OK MY R00STAR IS ONLEY
FOR U B ABYE

JettSuperior: yer a chat pro, arencha??

Unxmaal: YESSAR I AM

Unxmaal: AR EYUO NAKED?@!

Unxmaal: A//s/L!

 
|| November 22, 2001 || 4:25 am || Comments (0) ||

After a rather in-depth discussion of the hippie ‘on tour’ diet, (namely ‘hot & sexy grilled cheese’ and ‘canned-biscuit doughnuts’):

JETT: HEY, I always try to learn about the smelly treehugging way of life…why don’t you ever ask questions about the punk scene??

MAXIM: Because I already know everything there is to know about punks.

JETT: *raises eyebrows, doubt dripping from her words* Oh, reaaaallllly?

MAXIM: Yeah. You guys drink, you swear, you puke and you bleed.

Well, not necessarily always in that order.

 
|| November 20, 2001 || 9:46 pm || Comments (0) ||

And oh yeah: My walls are NOT that sickening shade of jonquil…they are quite the rosy tan, thank you!

 
|| November 20, 2001 || 9:43 pm || Comments (0) ||

Digital cam:


Wellll, it’s supposed to be a digital cam. It’s a digital cam that functions like a web cam. Only -here’s the catch- the webcam stills are way better than the digital cam shots. For fuck’s sake.

Here’s what WOULD have been an atrociously adorable photo of Scout hamming it up in her great-grandfather’s wonderful tweed, fur-trimmed coat. You can see for yourself why I used the term ‘would’:


So now this early Christmas gift from Maxim is going back because I am more heartsick over the pictures that I take and that don’t make it than the ones that I don’t take at all.

BTW, Logitech QuickCam Traveler sucks ass. I heartily advise against purchasing it. You been warned, Potsie.

 
|| November 20, 2001 || 6:29 pm || Comments (0) ||

I absolutely loooooooove people who cybersniff and say, “I don’t DO memes.” Well fuck you then, you elitist non-meme-partaking bastard. Go fuck yerself.

 
|| November 20, 2001 || 6:20 pm || Comments (0) ||


Take the Affliction Test Today!

 
|| November 20, 2001 || 3:20 pm || Comments (0) ||

Trevor, e-mail me your address. I have something wonderful and tacky to mail to you.

AND CONGRATULATIONS TO ROB. [insert big sloppy kisses on his sweet face here]
That is all.