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|| March 20, 2002 || 1:09 pm || Comments (0) ||

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|| March 15, 2002 || 7:06 pm || Comments (0) ||

I didn’t watch “Celebrity Boxing” because I was was busy….uh…..actually, I wasn’t doing ANYTHING, but that’s irrelevant. Living in Yankee territory, I guess watching White Trash has-beens bitchsmack each other doesn’t hold the same fascination as hanging out at K-Mart on Sundays for the obligatory youngun whoopin’….

That said, I wish to pass on what I saw posted about the Todd Bridges/Vanilla Ice scrap. After he laid the smackdown on ol’ Robbie Van Winkle, Bridges should have pointed and yelled:

“THAT’S what Willis is talking ’bout!!!”

 
|| March 15, 2002 || 11:19 am || Comments (0) ||

I somewhat shamefully present to you the fact that, yes indeedy, I DID watch Celebrity Boxing the other night. I mean, really, how could I not?

Likewise, how could I not yell for Vanilla Ice to “STOP! COLLABORATE AND LISTEN, ICE!” as brick-footed Todd Bridges whammied him a couple successive times? *Maxim laughed his fool ass off at that one* During a ‘dazed’ moment for Ice, I slipped in the obligatory, “Duuhhh, whatchoo talkin’ ’bout, Willissss?’ but that one got only crickets and an eye-rolling. You can’t be ‘on’ with at all times, okay??

I still hold that Tonya Harding should have been disqualified for that end-of-fight sucker punch to the back of Paula Jones’ head after Jones conceded defeat and called a stop to the fight. Oh, what irony THAT would have been.

I must admit, though, that Jones pissed me off with all of her girly prancing and running away from Harding in the ring. “You’re there to FIGHT, bitch! Now let’s see some BLOWS, damn ya!”

 
|| March 15, 2002 || 10:59 am || Comments (0) ||

The toilet seems lower than usual. Who did that? Who’s responsible?

 
|| March 15, 2002 || 10:28 am || Comments (0) ||

I am halfway through the bowl of black beans and rice I’m having for breakfast and I notice that I’ve forgotten to dice some tomato to put on top. It just doesn’t seem right without tomato, but I’m too far gone now to remedy this.

I don’t know if any of you are even remotely interested, but I will get around to finishing the story. It’s simply turning out more verbose than I could have ever imagined, because there are –to my way of thinking– so many details that just matter. I’ve never really told this story, to tell the truth, and there’s a lot there. Over ten years + never been told = over-emphasizing the little complexities.

In other worlds, I’m trying to cut down on my carb and sugar intake. I’d like to start yoga and I don’t want the inevitable cleansing of the system to be such a fucking shock. That’s generally where fitness plans go horribly awry. This morning, when I plink-plinked my nickels into the soda machine in front of the dollar store and mashed the Pepsi button, an unexpected thing happened. A caffeine-free beverage shot out.

I wholeheartedly believe in signs from the universe. I view this one as a thumbs-up in my general direction.

 
|| March 13, 2002 || 2:05 pm || Comments (0) ||

My take on the whole Andrea Yates issue:

Most of you know that my hideously over-the-top nightmares prevent me from watching or reading current news. Hearing about the state of the world on a daily basis severely aggravates my nighttime forays into madness. I don’t mind being spoon-fed the snippets of the world scene that Maxim provides for me. If I want to explore an issue, to find out more about it, it’s right here at my fingertips. No sweat.

Last night Maxim and I sat on the couch, nuzzling and holding hands, to watch Dateline. The skinhead murder piece had sparked our collective interest.

Dateline tricked us, for at the helm of the program was a brief segment on yesterday’s Yates verdict. Included in it was a snippet of closing statement by the prosecuting attorney. It addressed the fact that the children did not go willingly or understandingly into death, as evidenced by the fact that one of the dead children, when discovered by authorities, still held a fistful of his mother’s hair. Holy Mother of Christ.

At the risk of being patently cliche, I recommend death by drowning while restrained. They should make her husband do it. Then they should put him in the chair and cook his brains, because he knew. He openly admits knowledge of her extensive mental health problems. He left his children in the care of an unmitigated and unmedicated loonybird.

I find the fact that he still supports her after she murdered each and every one of his babies utterly appalling. I have the sneaking suspicion that he may be an unmitigated loonybird as well.

He and every family member, every healthcare provider, every everyone who knew that she had a problem and didn’t persist until she was on an even keel should be tried and convicted. It’s inexfuckingscusable. Mister Numbah One Supportive Husband should die.

And before you even send them, know that your bleeding heart excusemaking messages in response to this post are not welcome. If you don’t agree then kindly shut the fuck up. I’m not flexible on this one.

 
|| March 13, 2002 || 11:56 am || Comments (0) ||

Alanna is a prize. It must be a Memphis thang.