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Jett Superior laid this on you on || March 15, 2002 || 11:19 am

I somewhat shamefully present to you the fact that, yes indeedy, I DID watch Celebrity Boxing the other night. I mean, really, how could I not?

Likewise, how could I not yell for Vanilla Ice to “STOP! COLLABORATE AND LISTEN, ICE!” as brick-footed Todd Bridges whammied him a couple successive times? *Maxim laughed his fool ass off at that one* During a ‘dazed’ moment for Ice, I slipped in the obligatory, “Duuhhh, whatchoo talkin’ ’bout, Willissss?’ but that one got only crickets and an eye-rolling. You can’t be ‘on’ with at all times, okay??

I still hold that Tonya Harding should have been disqualified for that end-of-fight sucker punch to the back of Paula Jones’ head after Jones conceded defeat and called a stop to the fight. Oh, what irony THAT would have been.

I must admit, though, that Jones pissed me off with all of her girly prancing and running away from Harding in the ring. “You’re there to FIGHT, bitch! Now let’s see some BLOWS, damn ya!”

Nobody worked it out »

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