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Jett Superior laid this on you on || May 9, 2002 || 12:19 am

Tonight, while standing at the back of the vitamin store I shop at, I foolishly and frantically waved at another customer entering the store. I thought he was my long-lost pal Jared, home on fresh leave, and I was immensely jazzed about seeing him. I raced around the displays and bins to throw myself into one of his mighty bearhugs and kiss his sweet face.

It wasn’t him.

Naturally, I skidded to a sudden stop a mere five feet from this innocent individual and I declared, “HEY. You’re not Jared!

“No, I’m not,” he replied, “but your enthusiasm for your friends is marvelous and you are quite cute.”

Hmph. Cute.

Nobody worked it out »

Don´t be shy. Lay it on me.

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