April Love did not like the pizza helper’s attitude.

“He was not very receptive to my friendly banter,” she said.

“He just very nearly got sassed.”

April Love is one of my favorite people, did I tell you that?

The Practical Guide To Southern Verbiage And Colloquialism For The Addled Ferner:

everwhich
whichever

“Ah don’t keer…everwhich way you thanks best is whot we’ll do.”