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Jett Superior laid this on you on || July 29, 2002 || 9:08 pm

If I had one of those hipandbitchin’, swinging blogs with a titlebar/byline header thingy for each entry, this one would be named News ‘O The Creeptastic.

You see, my friend Pam needed a new dentist for her son Blake. There was some bad karma between him and the old family dentist, or something.

Of course I recommended my dentist, whom I just adore(d).

Pam set Blake’s appointment and they headed on over to the dentist’s office this morning, where the dentist proceeded to drop dead while they were in the waiting room.

You heard me. He. Dropped. DEAD. While my pals were in the waiting room, no less.

Look, people, I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried.

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  1. Anna 7.30.2002

    That is absolutely insane. Intensely hiliarious, but still INSANE. On the bright side, at least he wasn’t working on the kid at the time.

  2. Steph 7.31.2002

    Wow, I am really sorry to hear you lost a good dentist. Good doctors sure are hard to find nowadays, especially with insurance companies telling you which ones to go to. The dentist my family goes to is an outright crook, attempting many times to overcharge us, and having an obnoxious personality to boot.

  3. Jett 7.31.2002

    I don’t give two fucks WHAT their personalities are like, as long as they do good work and are willing to dole out the drugs and nitrous.

    You see, I am one of those gits whose arse clenches at even the little teeth-cleany-dealy. I don’t go into hysterics, I just tense….way…UP. And then I feel like someone has pummelled me for a couple days thereafter.

    *sigh* This doctor was generous with all manner of itty-biity pills and happy, oh-so-happy, gas….


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