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Jett Superior laid this on you on || August 17, 2002 || 11:19 pm

Been lolling around in the sun all day, drinking vodka gimlets, writing erotic poetry and feeling, uhmmm, horny. Y’all know what that is, right?

Craving peach yogurt, because that’s one of the things I do when I’m oversexed and don’t have a partner close at hand. I eat smooth things that require a spoon, then suck on the spoon after each bite, caressing it with the inside of my mouth, molding my tongue to it, liking the feel of the metal. So now you know; yer momma would be proud.

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your words burn like acid on my skin / my attention span’s unravelling / and i’m coming over / let me in / wake up and roll over ’cause I’m comin’ in / your emergency is about to end

your emergency / your emergency

Possum Dixon, “Emergency’s About To End”

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  1. Gil 8.18.2002

    Saw your link form thelandofaudra.com, I am a good friend of hers… love your blogs, they’re good reads.

     
  2. kd 8.18.2002

    whoa

     
  3. Jo-Ann 8.18.2002

    You know why I love you so much?

    Because you can go from “Momma Bear” to “vodka-drinking sex fiend” in a relatively short period of time.

     
  4. waistdog 8.18.2002

    Ya know?

    I was doing just fine…..until I read THIS.

     
  5. Jett 8.18.2002

    Sir Gilbert!: (unhhh…do you mind if I call you Sir Gilbert? I hope not, because I kind of like it…) WELCOME! If I’d have known you were dropping by, I wouldn’t have used up all the vodka so selfishly…

    kd: I know, no shit, huh? I expect monosyllabic comments from you from here on out.

    Jo-Ann: How nice that you find my schizoid tendencies charming. I love you, as well.

    Waistdog: I’m sure you are still your pithy, lovable self….just keep saying to yourself, “Everything is aaaaalllll riiiiiight. It iiiiiiisssss.” Breathe.

     
  6. waistdog 8.18.2002

    Can one be…pithily horny?

     
  7. clayton 8.18.2002

    i think one can be [insert anything here] horny…

    uh, maybe that’s just me.

     
  8. Gil 8.18.2002

    heh heh…

    Vodka, in my own humble opinion, is the liquor of the gods. I am a Stoli fan myself, but Grey Goose and the oddly named Tito’s Vodka from Austin, TX (an expensive vodka, despite its rather strange name) are very good on their own.

    And you may call me Sir Gil if you choose. I shall be placing this on my list of frequently read blogs.

     

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