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Jett Superior laid this on you on || September 22, 2002 || 2:39 pm

I heart Laura. She is nerdyweirdgirl like me. Except that she has geektastic skills and she’s mondo laid-back. And she doesn’t say ‘fuck’ as much.

But I’ll change that last thing, oh yes I will….

JettSuperior: HEY! If I were you, my nick
would be “lauroid”

JettSuperior: yee!

m0rgaana: heh

JettSuperior: Henceforward you are THE
INIMITABLE LAUROID to me.

m0rgaana: and thus spake jettsuperior

JettSuperior: I am changing your buddy name
to reflect that.

JettSuperior: because it rocks much.

JettSuperior: oh no, that will never do.

JettSuperior: because now you don’t show up.

JettSuperior: DRAT. foiled ay-gain!

m0rgaana: awwww

m0rgaana: stupid aim

m0rgaana: it should bend to your will!

JettSuperior: STUPID, STOOOOPID!

JettSuperior: I want another, daddy!

JettSuperior: I want it NOW!

JettSuperior: (who am I?)

m0rgaana: veruca salt?

JettSuperior: VERRRRY spanky, dear!

JettSuperior: you need a prize?

JettSuperior: I mean, you need a prize.

m0rgaana: i want an oompah loompah
NAAOOOOWWWWW

JettSuperior: nothing ‘american idol’
related
.

m0rgaana: heh

JettSuperior: I have a fuzzy notebook with
matching pen?

m0rgaana: well, on the other hand, that’s
cash money

JettSuperior: it is a hideous pink color.

m0rgaana: yee!

m0rgaana: oooo!

JettSuperior: OR…

JettSuperior: a UNICORN pillow!@

m0rgaana: is it sparkley or furry?

m0rgaana: oh, i’m scared of unicorns

JettSuperior: the body is square and

JettSuperior: it has a head poking out of
one corner.

m0rgaana: oh, well then

JettSuperior: really quite ghastly and
woooonnderful.

JettSuperior: silver horn.

m0rgaana: it could frighten people at the
office. like my other toys don’t already

JettSuperior: hm.

JettSuperior: I have a package of swat team
men. they look like little green
soldiers, only they’re blue and five
inches tall.

JettSuperior: they fucking ROCK.

JettSuperior: like yo momma.

m0rgaana: oooo! do they get along with
fish?

JettSuperior: hmmm….i’ll have to check the
toxicity rating, because I DID buy them
at the dollar store.

JettSuperior: you know how ‘tha man’ tries
to nuke off the little po’ kids.

m0rgaana: heh. the giraffe i found in the
street doesn’t seem to be a problem

m0rgaana: yum. outgassing.

m0rgaana: new car smell=slow death. yay!

JettSuperior: what else do I have???

JettSuperior: hmmm….

JettSuperior: you MUST apply for a TACKY PACKtm this month.

m0rgaana: your respect!

JettSuperior: earn some free boodle.

m0rgaana: i must!

JettSuperior: I have pens shaped like frogs
with light-up eyes and a suction cup on
the base!

JettSuperior: creeeeepy!

JettSuperior: woooo!

m0rgaana: neat!

m0rgaana: er, gotta pee. brb

JettSuperior: I have….a candle shaped like
a ROCK.

JettSuperior: A ROCK, I tell yoU!@

m0rgaana: haha!

m0rgaana: i’ve got one shaped like a
mummy

m0rgaana: i’m sure it’s for evil doing

JettSuperior: I have several shaped like
little gravestones, but those aren’t
tackypack fodder.

JettSuperior: *gasp*

JettSuperior: when is your birthday?

m0rgaana: may 14

JettSuperior: I could make you a cake with
CEMETERY CANDLES!

m0rgaana: yay!

JettSuperior: they are eensy and grey and
say ‘RIP’ on them!

JettSuperior: that would be the FIRE!!

m0rgaana: oooo!

JettSuperior: You would love me long time!

m0rgaana: yep

m0rgaana: haha

m0rgaana: i luv dirty rap

JettSuperior: given your maudlin
predelictions.

m0rgaana: i’m not perky, but i wanna be

JettSuperior: You are SO perky.

JettSuperior: In and understated way.

JettSuperior: That was evident when you
said,

JettSuperior: “LOOK AT THE MONKEY!”

JettSuperior: I loved you then.

JettSuperior: I knew you were the girl for
me.

m0rgaana: heehee

JettSuperior: Eric could have leftovers.

JettSuperior: BWAAAAAhahaha!

m0rgaana: lol

m0rgaana: i think he’s scared we’re talkin

m0rgaana: ;-)

JettSuperior: he SOOOO is!

JettSuperior: and don’t you LOVE it?

m0rgaana: we’ll see if he gives me the 3rd
degree

JettSuperior: It’s just been so long since I
spoke with a NORMAL girl.

m0rgaana: i have no secrets!

JettSuperior: sorry if i’m glomming on.

m0rgaana: no, i understand completely. i
don’t usually get along with women

JettSuperior: I hate them.

JettSuperior: they sux0r.

m0rgaana: yeah

JettSuperior: Most women seem to feel as if
they were placed on the planet to be in
competition with all other females.

JettSuperior: it’s repulsive, man.

m0rgaana: yeah

JettSuperior: and so uptight.

m0rgaana: i think the heat in the south
melts their brains

JettSuperior: and who HAS to wear makeup to
the seven-eleven?

JettSuperior: not just the south.

JettSuperior: they’re that way all over.

JettSuperior: yankee bitches are just as
bad.

m0rgaana: er, make-up? i love it. i’m just
too lazy to wear it

JettSuperior: I love it, too.

JettSuperior: I just don’t view it as a
REQUIREMENT.

JettSuperior: forshitsakes.

m0rgaana:
must……have…….every…….color……

JettSuperior: I’m SO that way with LIP
THINGS!

JettSuperior: and shoes and books and pens.

m0rgaana: mmmmm…..shoes and books
and pens….

JettSuperior: there you have it. all my
weaknesses laid out before thee.

m0rgaana: i must have postit notes

JettSuperior: I only like the little
celluloid ones.

JettSuperior: I tremble before them.

m0rgaana: i need to write on them

JettSuperior: and celluloid gift bags. Never
mind that they are see through.

JettSuperior: MUSt….HAVE….THEM!!!

JettSuperior: Aw, fuck. Paper products in
general.

m0rgaana: heh

JettSuperior: They send me all orgasmic and
shit.

JettSuperior: and anything remotely tacky.

m0rgaana: el barto?

JettSuperior: one day maybe I’ll be rich
enough to have a ‘tacky room’

JettSuperior: el barto?

m0rgaana: yes, you need el barto

JettSuperior: that is?

JettSuperior: OOOH!

m0rgaana: bart simpson in a sombrero.
you get them in mexico

JettSuperior: yesterday I found EVERY ONE of
the Metallica action figures!

m0rgaana: a ceramic thing, i think

JettSuperior: I am saving my change as we
speak!

m0rgaana: woo!

JettSuperior: freak, i am.

m0rgaana: there is the best thrift store for
toys in knoxville tn

JettSuperior: *gasp*

JettSuperior: *waves her away*

m0rgaana: i got scooby doo and gang in a
coffin on wheels there

JettSuperior: stop…taunting….ack.

m0rgaana: a small inflatable ursula

JettSuperior: REALLY?

JettSuperior: no. REALLY?

m0rgaana: yep.

JettSuperior: the most far-out thing was?

m0rgaana: wondering if i got my tick on
wheels there….

JettSuperior: Oh, hey! Forgot you were a
fellow tick lover!

JettSuperior: *had a thought*

JettSuperior: we should all ride up to Amish
country together one weekend.

JettSuperior: mmmm…apple butter.

m0rgaana: oh, theonesnowman is
supposed to be burning all the tick
episodes to cd for me

m0rgaana: *dangle*

m0rgaana: i luv apple butter!

JettSuperior: trade you a ride to amish
country for a copy o’ the disc….

m0rgaana: can we get online there?

JettSuperior: I’m sure you can. They have
stereos in their buggies.

m0rgaana: no trade needed. i’ll share once
i get my hands on it

JettSuperior: If not, we can make it a
daytrip for you webjunkies out there.

JettSuperior: Do you dig camping?

m0rgaana: can you do that in a day?

JettSuperior: yeah.

JettSuperior: it’s only a couple hours from
here.

m0rgaana: if by camping you mean motel
6, sure!

JettSuperior: leave in the ay emm, come back
to here in the pee emm.

JettSuperior: OKAY!

JettSuperior: I really must bid you
adieu, madame.

m0rgaana: g’nite!

JettSuperior: you DO know that large chunks
of this are going on my site, don’t you??

JettSuperior: LOL

(and thanks for cheering me up. You SO
did)

m0rgaana: no problem. eric already posted
my story
.

m0rgaana: yay!!!

JettSuperior: I TOLD HIM TO!

m0rgaana: hee hee

JettSuperior: HE IS BENT!

JettSuperior: TOMYWILL!

m0rgaana: can we play tug of war with
him?

JettSuperior: ahh, hell, you can HAVE him….I
have too many.

m0rgaana: yee!

JettSuperior: BUT, i reserve the right to take
his psychoses out to play with now and again.

JettSuperior: LOL

m0rgaana: absolutely. they need exercise
from time to time

JettSuperior: Okay!

JettSuperior: byE now!

m0rgaana: bye!

5 worked it out »

  1. moop 9.22.2002

    lesbians.

     
  2. Jett 9.22.2002

    NOW ERIQUE…..no need to get all surly and shit. >:oD

     
  3. delmer 9.22.2002

    lesbians? and me without my camera….it never fails.

     
  4. unxmaal 9.23.2002

    isn’t it wonderful how, in the liberated twenty-first century american society, two women [or men, for that matter] who express anything other than vitriol or hatred towards one another are immediately branded as homosexual?

     
  5. laura 9.23.2002

    it’s kind of like “he who smelt it dealt it.” these people just have to take the scrutiny away from their own ambiguous sexuality

     

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