I’ve come to the weighty conclusion that, were I to ever climb up on a catwalk sporting a thong, tasty accessories and a lusty look (have your fives and tens ready, Big Daddy, fuck those measly singles), I would want the song Stranglehold to be the soundtrack for The Event.
Yeah, I could totally grind a pole to that shit.
And while we’re on the subject, I could simply wax a gift certificate over there. After all, a girl never gets too old to play with her baby dolls. And let’s not forget dress-up, shall we??







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