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Jett Superior laid this on you on || October 8, 2002 || 11:41 pm

Laughing so mothereffing hard that I can’t see straight:

I also don’t recommend Macs for people who tie their self-worth to their computers’ megahertz rating. These folks will never be satisfied with a Mac, because the Mhz rating looks so small, pink, floppy, and short. The Mhz rating for Intel and AMD machines looks big, black, hard, and full of huge blue veins, all throbbing with big sexy tumescence. Remember folks, everyone likes a long thick beefy clock rating.

His name is Unxmaal, and his next show’s at 10, thanks!

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Don´t be shy. Lay it on me.

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