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Jett Superior laid this on you on || November 30, 2002 || 11:06 am

Three reasons you should call your InterWeb pals over the holiday to wish them a well-done bird (or something):

~You might learn from one pal that they do, in fact, change the trees out-of-doors to match the local decor in certain regions of the country.
~One pal’s wife might answer the phone and you might get into a conversation about self-deprivation which culminates in the two of you yelling “UNDERPANTS!!” simultaneously. Never mind that speaking to said pal would be anti-climactic after this. This moment of synergystic behavior negates all else.
~One pal, in a pretty spanky imitation of Your Ownself, might utter the spastically BRILLIANT line, “Ahhh, what the hell….I’ve got a uterus and insurance; I’m covered!”

Hope you all enjoyed gnawing on bits of giblet.

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  1. trish 11.30.2002

    I was wondering where you’ve been. Hope your holiday was great!

     
  2. Jane 11.30.2002

    Heyyy! Welcome back! Did I say thanks? THANK YOU!

     
  3. clayton 11.30.2002

    *smooch*

     
  4. tel 12.2.2002

    did I miss something?

     
  5. Jett 12.3.2002

    Allllllwaaaayysss……

     

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