Three reasons you should call your InterWeb pals over the holiday to wish them a well-done bird (or something):
~You might learn from one pal that they do, in fact, change the trees out-of-doors to match the local decor in certain regions of the country.
~One pal’s wife might answer the phone and you might get into a conversation about self-deprivation which culminates in the two of you yelling “UNDERPANTS!!” simultaneously. Never mind that speaking to said pal would be anti-climactic after this. This moment of synergystic behavior negates all else.
~One pal, in a pretty spanky imitation of Your Ownself, might utter the spastically BRILLIANT line, “Ahhh, what the hell….I’ve got a uterus and insurance; I’m covered!”
Hope you all enjoyed gnawing on bits of giblet.
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