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Jett Superior laid this on you on || December 10, 2002 || 1:35 am

Currying favor with melly, whom I ’stood up’ the other night:

melandthebean: come b ack to me



Auto response from JettSuperior: I am
currently in the corner, rocking back and
forth, chain smoking, scarfing cheez
doodles and contemplating my extistence.
Kindly don’t interrupt.

melandthebean: you’re trying to kill me

melandthebean: well if you get a moment i want to
talk to you



Auto response from JettSuperior: I am
currently in the corner, rocking back and
forth, chain smoking, scarfing cheez
doodles and contemplating my extistence.
Kindly don’t interrupt.

JettSuperior: Okay, there are lights,
ribbons and an angel on my tree. All the
gifts to date are wrapped and placed
under it.

JettSuperior: If it makes you feel any
better, I got a mouth herpe today. Did
you joojoo that onto there?

JettSuperior: PLUS, two of my smokarettes
were just broken in two. I know you did
that as well.

JettSuperior: C’mon, baby, quit
poutin’….all I wanna do is hold you a
little, is all….

JettSuperior: DON’T MAKE ME CALL YOU AND
YELL.

JettSuperior: somebody searched
‘lackanookie’ and got my site. was that
you?

JettSuperior: I just found a price sticker
on my boob. It said $4.99. It was my
right breast.

JettSuperior: It makes sense that that one
was the four-ninety-nine one. It’s the
smaller of the two.

JettSuperior: AHHH, melly! C’MON, MAAAAAN!

That melly, don’t cross her.

8 worked it out »

  1. ChristoCarto 12.10.2002

    I want to comment on this. But I don’t really know Melly. I just know not to fuck with her kool-aid. So I guess I’ll just say…Jett… you FUCKING GODDESS.

     
  2. melly 12.10.2002

    I puss in your general direction.

     
  3. Bob 12.10.2002

    Does that mean the boob is for sale or what?…I looked on Ebay…wasn’t there….so what’s the scoop?

     
  4. The Fancy Llama 12.10.2002

    Hee heeee…. Bob funny.

     
  5. melly 12.10.2002

    I can’t believe you kept me up until 330 in the morning.

     
  6. April Love 12.11.2002

    How do I love thee Jett my dearest! I’m quite intoxicated at this point, but many apologies for no ringy ding today!

    Much Love!

     
  7. Jett 12.11.2002

    Blahblahblah, April Love. I don’t know WHY you think Carto is a better kisser than me. I DON’T!

    Bob: what’s yer best offer?

    Melly: I know. I am magical like that. Tired, but magical. You should catch me on insomnia night!

     
  8. Bob 12.16.2002

    My one time offer is my undying love and admiration…. and my assurrance that said boob will be shown ample attention and love…..hourly!

     

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