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Jett Superior laid this on you on || January 28, 2003 || 4:28 pm

I’ve had the sensation all day that things are crawling on me, eensy things, on various random spots of my body. When I go to investigate, there is nothing at all there (of course) and the feeling goes away for a couple minutes until it happens again and I am investigating again.

This is a matter of some concern for me, because the way I understand it this is the type of thing that happens just before they (ooooh….the mythical they) come to cart your ass away and throw it into the nuthatch.

In other news of nuttiness, the Second Annual Feral Living Romantic Valentine’s Day Limerick Contest is on over at Feral Living. Alas, I got no word of the First Annual Feral Living Romantic Valentine’s Day Limerick Contest, so I could not and did not participate.

BUT, as I am born to the rhyme and part Irish and have, indeed, heard of it this very year, how could I not give it a go?? My submissions thus far:

Hickory dickory dee,

Valentine’s Day, ’tis not for me!

Chocolate induces sighs,

But enlarges my thighs,

And I don’t fancy legs like trees.

Traipsing about on a lark,

I met a young man in a park.

Seemed to be a nice kind of fellow;

Perfect gentleman while the sun shone yellow

But felt me up like a pro after dark.

I have wicked talent. Don’t tell me, motherfucker, I’ll tell you.

And here I go with the crawlies again, this time at the curve of my neck. Lord help, don’t let it be neurological. I’d rather brave the nuthatch and all the free soup I could manage.

4 worked it out »

  1. waistdog 1.28.2003

    You wouldn’t like the soup.

    Today, it’s cream of split pea.

    And they won’t let u you use a spoon.

    You have to use a straw, that’s chained to the table.

  2. skyra 1.28.2003

    They’re coming to take me away, HA HA

    They’re coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA

    To the funny farm

    Where life is beautiful all the time

    And I’ll be happy to see

    Those nice, young men

    In their clean, white coats

    And they’re coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

    LOL…gads, now I have this damn song in my head and will be singing it all day. Again. Shite.

  3. gnome-girl 1.28.2003

    and they say I have issues :p

  4. three legged pi 1.29.2003

    That’s awesome.

    “Don’t tell *me*, motherfucker, I’ll tell *you*.”

    Demure: Not a word in Jett’s vocabulary.


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