A Random Image

Jett Superior laid this on you on || February 14, 2003 || 5:44 pm

Apparently I am a horny demon who loves to philosophize with Wile E. Coyote. No, really.

Sometimes I am even a gigantic foot worshipper who loves to stomp octopi.

There are even days when I am a confused organ donor who loves to pilfer samurais.

Now that you know all this, just what the fuck are you?

(You could aspire to be a monstrous Nintendo 64 who loves to laugh at dildos or a punctual cab driver who loves to stroke bears, but I guess that’d ultimately be up to you.)

3 worked it out »

  1. Jess 2.15.2003

    I am a slam-dancing fruitcake who loves to discover dragons… cool huh?

  2. Jess 2.15.2003

    Or a microphillic beauty who loves to sluuurp penises, HAHA!

  3. The Fancy Llama 2.15.2003

    I’m a disease horn-ball who loves to conquer samurais. I gotta go tell Johnny T!

    BTW… I was just over at April’s… and HAHA!! SOFTY!! SOFTY!!!


RSS feed for comments on this post.

(you know you want to)