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Jett Superior laid this on you on || March 6, 2003 || 11:42 pm

Myth-dispelling time:

Women in primitive socities didn’t/don’t hide away during their menstrual cycles because they were/are unclean. The God’s Honest is that they were gorging on chocolate and were/are too ashamed to do it openly.

If you menfolk need me to expound further on the complexities of female behavior, ask away. I’ll do my (limping) best.

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  1. redclay 3.6.2003

    who needs an explanation?

    any man over 21, who can’t tell when an e-motional woman needs chocolate, just hasn’t been paying attention.

     
  2. melly 3.9.2003

    Hi, I’m drunk. Anyways, a girl in my junior creative writing class did a paper on this and they stayed away so as to not spoil the mushrooms.

    AHAHHAA. I’m the only one laughing here, but I don’t care.

     
  3. melly 3.9.2003

    I LOVE YOU SUPERIOR JETT!!!

    ( . )( . )

     
  4. Jett 3.9.2003

    Yes, it’s true.

    Ladies and gentlemen, all of my friends are nefarious crazypeople and alcoholics.

    But they send me ascii boobies, and what the fuck is better’n that, I ask you?

    On an unrelated note….redclay! REEEDDD!CLAYYYYY! *rends garments*

     
  5. Jessica Donohoe 3.10.2003

    Primitive cultures?

    You mean like the Nacirema ?

     

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