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Jett Superior laid this on you on || March 13, 2003 || 4:04 pm

All my music-lovin’ friends! They make me laugh so haaaard…

Blueangstrom: The guy from Creed?

JettSuperior: he’s NOT cool.

JettSuperior: he’s a poser dork.

Blueangstrom: Hey, watch what you say about Jesus
Vedder

JettSuperior: And you know, I can only
remember that guy’s name (scott stapp)
because it reminds me that I want to
shoot staples into my head when I hear
his music.

Blueangstrom: I just love singing along with Creed and
making up lyrics like “Ooohhhh, I am Jesus
Vedder…ooooohhh, I am the son of God’s stand in…”

And, for the Sender Of Yummy-Mix-CeeDee-Goodness, a (“Why you callin’ me, BITCH?!?”) song. I remembered the title about two minutes after we hung up.

went out today / to try and phone you / I guess you didn’t / recognize my call / the lady on your end / said you got caller id / and I’m feeling sorry / that you’ve been / woken up so much / and I’m feeling guilty / just talk to me / please talk to me

I hardly know you / is it too late to even try / I want to know you / another twenty cent goodbye

I found a payphone and it’s busted / another broken hearted fool / but still I pick up the receiver / my lips are touching / someone’s drool / please make this worth it / you’re all I’m thinking of today / I know you’re worth it / just talk to me / please talk to me

I hardly know you / is it too late to even try / I want to know you / another twenty cent goodbye

goodbye / another twenty cent goodbye / another twenty cents

// Goldfinger, “20ยข Goodbye”

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  1. tel 3.13.2003

    I Love My

    I Love My

    I Love My Answering Machine

    I Love My Answering Machine

    It Keeps the People I Know Away from Me.

    I Don’t Watch TV

    Don’t Watch my Weight

    I Watch My Answering Machine.

    My Best Friend says, “It’s Me Pick it Up”

    I Say No.

    My Girlfriend says, “It’s Me, Pick it Up”

    I Say No.

    “Mr. Harris From the Bank Calling, Please Pick Up”

    Yeah, right.

    I Love My Answering Machine.

    I Love My Answering Machine

    I Love My Answering Machine

    It Talks to My Friends For Me.

    Do I Want to Go For Dinner?

    Should We Meet Somewhere at 8?

    Only if I can take my Answering Machine.

    I Love My Answering Machine

    I Love My Answering Machine

    It Keeps the People I Know Away from Me.

    Sometimes I Miss it

    In the Middle of the Afternoon

    I Call it Up

    To See How it’s Doing

    How can I tell my gal

    Who I’m whispering to?

    You Know it’s My Answering Machine.

    I Love My Answering Machine

    I Love My Answering Machine

    It Keeps the People I Love Away from Me.

    My answering Machine says,

    “Hi This Is Bruce, I’m not here right now so please leave a message and I’ll get back to you. Thank you. bye bye.”

    What My Answering Machine should say is,

    “Hi This is Bruce and I am here right now, and I am listening to you, but I’m not going to pick up. So leave a message and I probably won’t get back to you. Thank you. Bye Bye.”

    I Love My Answering Machine

    I Love My Answering Machine

    It Keeps You People Away from Me.

    I Collect Calls

    Like Spinsters Collect Porcelain Dolls

    Sometimes I’ll Get Fearless and Return One.

    But I’ll Only Speak

    If on the other end of the phone

    Is another Answering Machine.

    We love our Answering Machines

    We love our Answering Machines

    They keep the People We Know Away from Me.

    We love our Answering Machines

    We love our Answering Machines

    They’re the very best thing to ever be Invented.

    (“Answering Machine” by Bruce McCulloch)

     
  2. redclay 3.13.2003

    sugar.

     
  3. April Love 3.14.2003

    Oh how I detest Creed. If I could write the same song over and over and re-market it to the youth of America, oh what an accomplishment. Stupid FUCKS.

     
  4. c 3.14.2003

    creed = crap

    ps. goldfinger rocks… i love the rio cover that spoofs dio… cracks my ass right up

     
  5. brynne 3.15.2003

    wow.

    *grin*

     
  6. The Fancy Llama 3.15.2003

    Goldfinger is awesome. When I have blonde hair, Jane thinks I look like the singer. I don’t see it, but whatever.

     
  7. Ezrael 3.15.2003

    Everyone hates poor Jesus Vedder. People, he just wants to rock your ass. And save your soul. And maybe rock you again. And possibly make with the doe eyes while he rocks your soul and saves your ass or whatever.

    Poor Eddie Christ the Redeemer of Rock. Write the same song fifteen times and no one appreciates how hard it is to be so pretty and so caring.

    No one appreciates…his sacrifice.

    He’s doing it for YOU, people. To rock and to save you. To save and to rock you. And possibly to have sex with you while rocking and saving you, if you’re sufficiently hot and nubile.

    I wonder if he’ll get a mohawk and stigmata next?

     
  8. @feckless 3.16.2003

    jesus vedder … i damn near laughed till i peed. perfect.

     

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