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Jett Superior laid this on you on || March 17, 2003 || 1:30 pm

CAVALIER PLAYBOY AND WANTON WEBMASTER TAKEN BY STORM…

…and would you just look at the size of the ice that came hailing down?

According to sources here at Superior Industries, hotly-pursued and much drooled-over Clayton has found the woman of his dreams. The once-cynical (and slightly bitter about wimminfolk, if you ask friends) bachelor was bowled over some months ago by the lovely ErinLynn while on a work assignment in Colorado. It was no time before they were making like snow bunnies, canoodling and generally making the rest of us queasy giddy with their love-struckness. They decided to cohabitate a few short weeks ago, and last Friday night seems to have been the dealmaker.

Clayton told yours truly that on 14 March, “…we were in this perfect romantic setting… upstairs at this quiet, dark restaurant… in a room by ourselves… no one else there… live pianist, cellist, and violinist downstairs playing wonderful romantic music… we were talking over some yummy wine and she stopped and was just looking at me…

” I asked her what was on her mind and she started telling me how much she loved me and wanted to spend the rest of her life with me… so I figured, damn… this is just a perfect time… so spontaneous me got down on one knee right then and asked her…

“…and then I pulled out the ring.”

There are sources that say EL (smartly) played it coy, making Clayton writhe around on the floor and beg and wheedle for a short time before saying yes. We have to profess a great deal of admiration for her because of that, and also because she’s a fellow hip and bitchin’ stogie-puffin’ babe.

Plus, she makes our friend immensely happy. She’s a bit of a faith-restorer, that girl, and that’s a wonderful commodity in this world.

At this time, the couple reports that there is no definite wedding date set as of yet and that, regardless of all else, we can look forward to raucous blues and a river of Grey Goose at the reception.

Congratulations, my friend, whom I love…and to your lady, whom I love because you love her. I lift my gimlet glass to your future.

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  1. waistdog 3.17.2003

    It’s hard to be spontaneous with a ring in your pocket.

    But I like it!

    Congratulations to the both of them.

     
  2. April Love 3.18.2003

    Congrats to Mr. Hottie Pants and the future Missus.

     
  3. trish 3.18.2003

    Well, my my. This was the dude who told me he was “destined” to be single the rest of his life. YOu’re right, a faith restorer indeed. Congrats to the Clay tones.

     

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