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Jett Superior laid this on you on || June 10, 2003 || 10:07 pm

Maybe Abel deserved it.

unxmaal: all us southern kids, raised
christianbaptistjeesus, were all trained to feel sorry for
abel

unxmaal: what if he was a numbfuck?

JettSuperior: RIGHT!

unxmaal: i mean, not deliberately so, but just
bumbling?

unxmaal: and here’s cain, who’s obviously better,
smarter, faster, prettier

unxmaal: but mom likes abel better, cos he’s
soft-spoken

unxmaal: doesn’t make much of a fuss, isn’t demanding

unxmaal: and then god, of course, likes this dimwit
who sacrifices plants and shit

JettSuperior: ERIC!

JettSuperior: WHEN YOU SAY THINGS LKE THIS
IT MAKES ME WANT TO HAVE YOUR AND LAURA’s
SURROGATE BABIES!

unxmaal: you already have, dear

unxmaal: 3’s quite enough for us. so don’t get that
gleam in your eye

JettSuperior: I said ’surrogate’

JettSuperior: I would give them over.

JettSuperior: sometimes.

JettSuperior: maybe.

JettSuperior: kinda.

4 worked it out »

  1. Sean 6.11.2003

    and eve was framed.

    and thus, God created the first “teacher’s pet”

     
  2. John 6.11.2003

    I think it was Mark Twain that said that the fact we don’t know the names for all the plants and animals means we left the garden too soon.

    Cain and Abel established the limits of sibling rivalry. I know I’ve gotten pretty close to that myself, but eventually the fighting stops.

    Anyway, my mind is spinning off in all sorts of directions. I started to remember the poem of the Japanese Emperor that he made right before war broke out. I had written about it a long time ago. I found another version of it, “If all men are brothers, why do the waters surge and tremble?”

     
  3. 1) good. post. ever. 9 points

    2) around the corner from my house, one brother axed off the other brother’s head. they were a bit testy with each other, apparently

     
  4. Jettlikethat 6.15.2003

    Wretched D, I would look into relocating. Seriously.

     

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