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Jett Superior laid this on you on || June 11, 2003 || 4:04 pm

I’m feeling sorta bloaty. You think tequila might help that?

To be filed under female stupidity:

I’ll be the first to proclaim that you shouldn’t snicker behind your hand at others’ misfortunes, but this is just priceless.

He wrote better than Yeats. He wrote better than Shakespeare. He totally intoxicated you with his feelings: ‘Oh, baby, I want to tell you how much I miss you.’ &nbsp ‘I can’t wait to get home to you,’ ” Robin Solod, 43, told the Times.

Yeah, Robin-baby, that shit is sheer poetry.

“I think a lot of people have misconceptions about girls in porn.” –Jenna Jamison

You mean they really ARE Yalies, as I had long suspected?

Where are this girl’s handlers? Why do they allow her to say things like this? Jenna, you are a fuckhole. A really successful fuckhole, but a fuckhole nonetheless. For the love of Pete, spare us your proselytizing; stick with the moaning and pouting. You chose your profession; likewise, you chose all the accompanying baggage. Carry it (or pay someone to do so, I don’t care) and shut the fuck up.

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Well I can’t understand / Anything about you / Help you if I can / What can I do

Here’s your new home / That’s where you must be / In the institution / ‘Cause you’re so lazy

But if you must act up / Again & again / ‘Cause everybody knows / You’re a hopeless problem

Here’s your new home / That’s where you must be / In the institution / ‘Cause you’re so lazy

You sound like you’re sick / You look like your sick too / You sound like you’re sick

But if you must act up

You sound like you’re sick

Well I can’t understand / Anything about you

You sound like you’re sick / You look like you’re sick too / You sound like you’re sick / You sound like you’re sick / You look like you’re sick too / Well you sound like you’re sick / You sound like you’re sick

// Ramones, “You Sound Like You’re Sick”

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  1. Sean 6.11.2003

    Everclear – Volvo Driving Soccer Mom’s

    “Where do all, the porn stars go, when the lights go down?

    Where do all, the porn stars go, ’cause when you need one they are never around”

     
  2. April Love 6.12.2003

    First of all, Why are women so fucking stupid (present company excluded), and second, tequila helps everything. I could use a gallon I think.

     
  3. RON 6.12.2003

    Are you through stripping, this week?

     
  4. Keith 6.12.2003

    And Wheee!

     
  5. Keith 6.12.2003

    Speaking of panty photos…

     
  6. Angel 6.13.2003

    I’m apt to agree with Elizabeth Bennet when she says that poetry destroys a romance… unless you are truly in love, then nothing can destroy it, even poetry. And errr, pardon my french, but that was pure merde

     

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