tweezers
salad fixings
cigs
milk
dog food
detergent
That’s what my shopping list today consisted of. Make what you will of it.
I do not care how old I get; it will always be funny to hear some yay-hoo dial into the intercom system of the Local Emporium of Retail Everythingness (today, Wal-Mart) and holler something inane and/or irreverent across it.
Somewhat reminiscent of my Phone Loser days. God love the jerkoffs, for without us, how would the rest of you be entertained?

Won’t you sponsor me?







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