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Jett Superior laid this on you on || July 1, 2003 || 1:43 pm

Four-year-old Mathias is having difficulty remembering to put the seat down when he takes a leak.

Last night, as I stumbled sleep-drunk and blind into the bathroom, I didn’t even think to check for his vigilance (or lack thereof) in this arena.

I got a wonderful assbath. The water was cold and shook any hint of sleepy cobwebs out of my head. Plus, there was that whole gross-out factor, no matter how clean the toilet and water were.

If that shit happens again, imoan kill that kid, regardless of how cute and funny and wonderful a child he is.


Won’t you sponsor me?

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  1. jen 7.1.2003

    i just hope he’s not as forgetful about flushing….

     
  2. Jettomatika 7.1.2003

    Thanks, Jen, and SCREW YOU! Screw you for making me think on that!

    *retch*

    For the record, though, Mathias is one HELL of a flusher. I throw immense fits if I am gifted with a yellow bowl.

     
  3. Kate S. 7.2.2003

    “Assbath”

    The poor man’s bidet.

     

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