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Jett Superior laid this on you on || July 12, 2003 || 11:59 pm

Maxim made these horribly addictive oatmeal-banana-chocolate chip cookies that are sure to lead cellulite to my hips and my thighs like Moses led the Hebrews to the Promised Land. He is evil and must be dealt with (Maxim, not Moses). The fact that I’m not big on banana-flavored things is testament to their egregious and ridiculous level of power.

I’m headed in there to spank him right now (AGAIN, Maxim, not –ahhh, fuckit.)….

For a certain price, I might just be persuaded to snap some photos of said event. Y’all have a peachy Sunday, y’hear?

Won’t you sponsor me?

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  1. The Dane 7.13.2003

    Well, since Moses took forty years to get the Hebrews into the Promised Land, I think you’ll be pretty lucky if the cellulite beasties hold off ’til your 70s. Plus Moses died before them kids got into the Promise Land so you can always threaten encroaching cellulite with “Over Maxim’s dead body!”

  2. waistdog 7.13.2003

    “are we there yet!?”

    sorry. A little biblical humor.

    I want a cookie.

  3. 70s? you mean, when she is 56. Mmmhmmn.

  4. in other news, Daniel’s film, which features yours truly, and you (truly) is screening tomorrow night at The Fringe Film Festival. It’s a pity you can’t be there, becuase it involves such famous quotes as, “Jett says you need to learn your maths” (whereupon i beat the living snot out of a guy at the trains station), and, “I’d like you to meet my friends… The Twin Collossi!” (whereupon i introduce my goons, who proceed to beat the living snot out of a guy at a different station). You are going to be famous…

    ps. I will look into getting the film up “online”, as they call it; it’s only 15 minutes long and digital already, i wonder how far i can compress it from 70GB…

    pps. Dan is still listed in my phone’s address book as “Superior, Jett”, for the purposes of “receiving a tickst message from The Boss”.


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