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Jett Superior laid this on you on || July 25, 2003 || 11:01 am

Apparently, pictures of Dave Mustaine (hippies and hosers not withstanding) are very popular in Denmark.

*waves pleasantly to any Danes strolling through*

QUICK! Does anyone speak the native tongue? Gimme something Dutch (I’m a fucking id-i-ot) Danish to say!

And oh yes, apparently pictures of Dave Mustaine are very popular with Patti, as well.

Patti and I had a half-hour conversation about penis the other night (not Dave Mustaine’s). Melly and I talk about necrophilia and clown porn and word fetishes, so it is actually kind of titillating to talk about something so normal as a male member. Patti and I are dirtygirls, giggling behind our hands about boys’ naughty bits. Patti and I need to get drunk together in person. I will find a means to do that some day.

But I can’t tell you about who the penis in question belongs to, for shitsakes, because that’s sacrosanct. Your imaginations are better than anything I could write anyway.

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  1. Patti 7.25.2003

    *gasping for breath*

    I suppose this means that I’ll have to change my new tagline from “Peanut?” to “Penis?” now, eh?

    Thank you. Thank you very much. You’ve been a great audience. Next show is at 7, two drink minimum.

     
  2. guy 7.25.2003

    “Apparently, pictures of Dave Mustaine (hippies and hosers not withstanding) are very popular in Denmark.

    QUICK! Does anyone speak the native tongue? Gimme something Dutch to say!”

    ——————————————

    Why not something Danish?

     
  3. Anonymous 7.25.2003

    I thought they spoke DUTCH in DENMARK, but I could be wrong, Guy.

    I probably am. My knowledge flags when sober.

     
  4. Dean 7.25.2003

    I think giggling behind your hands is cool. Now, if you were pointing and hysterically laughing out loud – not so coo l…

     
  5. sugarmama 7.25.2003

    A close girlfriend and I spend hours talking about penises. And scrotums. Very, very fascinating stuff, they are.

     
  6. Dean 7.25.2003

    So you understand why we can’t quit adjusting, playing with and otherwise fondling them, huh sugarmama? ;-)

     
  7. Kate S. 7.25.2003

    Patti is an amazing writer. I just read the archived entry about being recognized in the Walmart by a friend of her mothers. Fascinating.

    So many good writers, so few eyeballs. How come we only got two? I could use at least six more!

    Thanks for the link to the garden cafe. I will be lunching there often.

     
  8. Patti 7.25.2003

    note to jett: include “scrotums” in discussion later….

     
  9. John Fogde 7.26.2003

    I’m one of the few Danish participants in the Blogathon, so let me know what you’d like to be able to say and I’ll hook you up.

     
  10. dalager 7.26.2003

    Something in Danish…

    What about “Dave er faktisk en rigtig fed fyr!”

    Which means “Dave is in fact a really cool guy”. We know that this isn’t true, so I’ve phrased it appropriately corny in Danish :-)

     
  11. Jett 7.26.2003

    I now officially love all Danish people, just based on the two that have commented here!

     
  12. John Fogde 7.26.2003

    I bet you love Hans Christian Andersen and Victor Borge as well. They were Danish you know.

     
  13. Jett 7.26.2003

    EVERY FARKING DANE OUT THERE. EVERY ONE.

    Until one kicks my dog, that is.

     

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