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Jett Superior laid this on you on || September 24, 2003 || 12:15 pm

When there is only one square of toilet tissue left in the whole freaking house and you are sitting on the potty (whose fault is this, huh?? WHOSE?), you must do as our Marine Corps brethren do and ‘improvise, adapt, overcome’:

Start hollering for the cocktail napkins.

In other news, I think that I’ve got the first audio post ramped up and ready to roll. There is no ‘revise’ feature with VoiceMonkey (I LOVE IT! what an apt term) so what gets babbled and slapped up will be unedited, wooo! Doing something by the seat of my pants, imagine that.

Contrary to what you’ve cooked up in your head(s), I don’t sound like Flo from Mel’s Diner, or even a burly truckdriverwoman as some –prior to speaking with me– have surmised in the past. Heh.

Update: Damn, there’re a lot of ‘uhs’ and ‘and uhs’ in that message: “HI! I’M A LESS-THAN-LITERATE FUUUUCKTARD!” I feel really, really bad today, so bad that I skipped skoo. Pity me.

25 worked it out »

  1. Dean 9.24.2003

    I liked you before, but now I LUV you! Great giggle and the way you say “fuck”… do men swoon? Cuz I think I did!

     
  2. Ryan 9.24.2003

    You make a playa want to give up the game. ;) Nice audblog!

     
  3. John 9.24.2003

    In the Delta…

     
  4. timato 9.24.2003

    that is SOOOO totally not your voice. either that is scout, or you paid some girl from one of your classes to do that for you.

    nope. not buyin’ it. i cannot believe that badass jett has such a cute voice.

    now, every time i say “don’t tell me, motherfucker, i’ll tell YOU,” i’m gonna hear it in a totally different way.

     
  5. Gary 9.24.2003

    Now THAT was interesting.

     
  6. Patti 9.24.2003

    That is so not the voice from the phone. Entirely too calm. heh.

     
  7. Suzanne 9.24.2003

    Aha! Now I know why the PL boys liked you so much… ;-)

     
  8. Jett 9.24.2003

    DEAN: if men DO in fact swoon, I’m quite sure that it’s one of those things you are not to speak of….and oh yeah, *blush*

    RYAN!: you’re too very sweeeet, boy.

    JOHN: more like, ‘In tha Del-tUHHHH.” get it right, guy.

    TIMATO: how many times I gotta tell you people? ‘cute’ is the bane of the punk rock girl!! look, my Scouty is indeed mature for her age, but that’s a bit far-fetched, don’t you think?… and I’ll say that very phrase next time, unless I forget. in which case you will remind me, knowing of my swiss cheese head as you do.

    GARY: better ‘interesting’ than not, hmm?

    PATTI-MY-PATTI: gimme a fucking break, I said I was pity-worthy today. and besides, I canna help it if you and melly know how to get me wound up and laughing like a madman on the phone…that, and I was not surrounded by the zoo-dwellers that are my family.

    SUZE: they don’t really count. wait, do they? DO THEY??

     
  9. Cush 9.24.2003

    Yo, shiznit gurl… semi kudos most bodacius maxximus. West side saying ‘wat up’

     
  10. Jett 9.24.2003

    Cush, you fucker, AHHHahaha!

    Come back soon, pard, *wink*

     
  11. Same person as last person 9.24.2003

    Is this old news to every other fan of yours, or did you all even know you don’t have to even try very hard to google “Jett Girl”. Yeah, that’s right, I googled her. It was fun, I’m gonna go do it again, while I leave this window right here……. Ok, I’m back, yeah, googled her again. You should try it, go to google, type in “Jett Girl” – guess who comes up first??? That’s right, you’re successful, you googled ‘er! – I think that’s the shizit!

     
  12. Same person as last person 9.24.2003

    Is this old news to every other fan of yours, or did you all even know you don’t have to even try very hard to google “Jett Girl”. Yeah, that’s right, I googled her. It was fun, I’m gonna go do it again, while I leave this window right here……. Ok, I’m back, yeah, googled her again. You should try it, go to google, type in “Jett Girl” – guess who comes up first??? That’s right, you’re successful, you googled ‘er! – I think that’s the shizit!

     
  13. cush 9.24.2003

    I didn’t mean to do that twice, it’s rare that I’m multiple.

     
  14. On Nov 30, call +6421 211 0146 and say “Ditty”, for me please.

     
  15. Leslie 9.25.2003

    That VoiceMonkey was WAY great! I am going to have to try that myself now. I loved it!

     
  16. Johnny T 9.25.2003

    HA! Your voice kills me. It is all pink-stuffed-teddy-bear-ie. If I ever get that boat ride through candy land I want you to be the tour guide on the PA.

    I hope I get to hear your voice more.

     
  17. sugarmama 9.25.2003

    Where’s the southern accent?

    Your voice isn’t what I expected. It’s more feminine than I thought, but my GOD, it’s so fucking SEXY!!!

     
  18. J2 9.25.2003

    What is wrong with sounding like Flo? Better than Mel.

    Thanks for being part of my “100 Blogs, 100 Comments.”

     
  19. Gary 9.25.2003

    Maybe you could record one that says, “Get back to work, asshole”. I bet even that would be sexy as hell coming from you.

    We southern boys have it sooooo good. We get to hear that accent every day.

     
  20. Mandy 9.25.2003

    I have been reading you for 2 years now and & NEVER would have guessed that was your voice. Wow!!

    Your voice sounds all sweet & innocent, but from reading you blog, I know otherwise. ha!

     
  21. Gary 9.25.2003

    Jett isn’t sweet and innocent? Say it ain’t so. I guess I haven’t read enough of her blog. :-)

     
  22. The Dane 9.25.2003

    Okay, that is soooo not you. What happened to the depp masculine voice with which you always wake me up way too early with on Saturday mornings?

     
  23. Jett 9.25.2003

    GOOD ONE, DANE!

    You snacker.

     
  24. waistdog 9.25.2003

    You can’t fool ME!

    That’s the voice of a Smurf.

    Or, you were dicking around with the Helium.

    There isn’t even any Alabama kind of noise going on there.

    I want throaty, yet nasaly twang, with mispronounced words. And some DROOL damnit!

    Not some pastel colored Smurf.

     
  25. melly 9.27.2003

    That is really poor sound quality. So, would you do me a favor and record yourself saying, “Number Five, Is Alive”?

    Also, let’s start a phone sex business.

     

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