Every family has token words and catch-phrases.
Here, for your quick delight, is a rundown of some of the Superior family ‘insides’. Some early readers may recognize a few….
Prettiful: something at the pinnacle of breath-taking splendor
Peeka: pizza
Fewfings: what you run to the grocery store to procure
“Yay, team!”: the Superior rallying cry, a nod (certainly with a hint of sarcasm) to/at my days as a ta-ta pompon shaker
Cuhmonica: harmonica
The MadKiss: a rubbery, dry, flat-lipped, no-feeling kiss; done as a joke when one of us is mock-mad at t’other
FarmerJohn Cheese: you mortals call it ‘Parmesan’, how droll
Girdle: someone of the femalish persuasion
Corch: what’s just beyond your front door.
Taco Bell: any gigantic clanging apparatus
Pepper Only: a pizza topping; round, spicy, greasy
FiftyHundred: the greatest unit of numerical measurement in the Whole Entire Worldtm
That’s A Darn It: term applied to situations of much suckitude
Seasick: any form of motion sickness, most especially car sickness
Jackhammerin’ the Enamel: talking quickly and/or excessively
Dirtybitch: pet name or insult (depends on the situation)
Smelly Hippie: most of Maxim’s friends from teenagehood
Hightar: guitar
Cunkulator: a (usually) small piece of electronic machinery that is (usually) portable and employed mainly in various and sundry mathematical calculations (also is handy for showing your friends the calculator-word ‘boobless’ circa third grade).
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