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Jett Superior laid this on you on || November 19, 2003 || 11:05 am

To the fucker that signed me up for the Daily Bible Verse spam:

Ha-ha. Funny.

Very clever, very witty, veryveryvery.

Look, bitch, I read my bible every morning! How the fuck else do you think I’m able to cope with being fixed to a planet alongside the likes of spamming assberries such as yourself??

(I started to close this post with the exclamation, ” ‘JESUS WEPT!!’, John 11:35″ but thougt that it was a bit too over the top for comedic effectiveness.)

Y’all have a goodun.

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  1. Joe 11.19.2003

    Funny, but not funny. I wonder if there is a daily atheist blurb spam.

     
  2. Richard D. Bartlett 11.19.2003

    your coefficient of cussing increases with your coefficient of Biblical references.

     
  3. Richard D. Bartlett 11.19.2003

    your coefficient of cussing increases with your coefficient of Biblical references.

     
  4. Richard D. Bartlett 11.20.2003

    (Double posts to make up for days away from the interweb)

     
  5. crazy lady 11.20.2003

    I love a woman who can combine the word “assberries” and a bible quote in the same post, effectively. Praise the Lord and pass the tequila, sistah.

     
  6. melly 11.20.2003

    I have always wanted to bring “pointificate” into a conversation. Now, is my chance. And I’m blank, man. I could have shown you!

     
  7. Lili 11.20.2003

    “spamming assberries” is the funniest thing I have read all day! Thanks for the laugh!

     
  8. red clay 11.20.2003

    “I was having to answer a question for the churches. They said to me, ‘Well, Reverend? How should we receive this secular album that you’ve put out here?’

    I would say everybody in this room got here some kind of way and it wasn’t just holding hands.”

    you got to love Al Green.

    granted, he has put out a couple lamern an unshod hore on a gravel road.

    But he has created moments of pure enough genius.

     
  9. red clay 11.20.2003

    horse.

     
  10. Jett 11.20.2003

    I dunno, red, the ‘hore’ played out fairly well.

    TRIVIA! Who’s the most famous whore in the bible?

     
  11. Richard D. Bartlett 11.21.2003

    magdalene? rahab? hosea’s unnamed wife? judas?

     
  12. red clay 11.21.2003

    judas didn’t do it for the money, he did it cause he couldn’t hep it.

    he never really had the chance to go pro.

     

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