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Jett Superior laid this on you on || December 17, 2003 || 1:01 am

Policy, Shmolicy…don’t fucking do that again!

In a serious breach of my new policy entitled Controlling Myself And Acting Like An Adult, today I told someone that I was gonna stomp a mudhole in them.

I felt much, muuuuch better after that. Remarkable.

pee ess…melly told me the other night that a relationship with me is like a minefield: “It’s like, ‘I’m doin’ all right, I’m doin’ all right, BOOM!,’ ” thus necessitating The Policy.

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  1. unmute 12.17.2003

    i am unfamiliar with that particular idiom. is it like tearin’ someone a new asshole?

     
  2. waistdog 12.17.2003

    Melly gots a new mudhole?

     
  3. yvonne 12.17.2003

    oh that *is* a serious breach.

    Personally, I think controlling oneself and acting like an adult is totally over rated.

     
  4. Jettomatika 12.17.2003

    yvonne: HEAR-HEAR!

    waisty: No, melly has only experienced The Wrath Of Jett one time, and it WASN’T that bad. To hear her tell it, though, she was digging a fallout shelter to dive nosefirst into. I am impatient and melly is a dramatist; it makes for an interesting friendship.

    unmute: Yes, and YOU ARE NO KIND OF SOUTHERINER IF YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD THAT. What about “jerk a knot in you’ or ‘jack yore jaws’?

     
  5. Paris 12.17.2003

    I think you did as you should. Being an adult is given license to at any point and time digress and is a given right to act like a child whenever one chooses. It’s a right of passage! So enjoy your earned right and digress whenever necessary, it’s better then a tranquilizer which we will need in our 80’s to subdue these urges.

     
  6. melly 12.17.2003

    What is a mudhole?

     
  7. Jettomatika 12.18.2003

    Honey, it basically means that a bloody mess will be made of their innards. By my boots.

    With a certain zeal and degree of unmitigated glee.

     
  8. unmute 12.18.2003

    i never claimed to be no suth’na. i hail from the vast dryness of the mojave. i have heard those other two, though.

     

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