And the funny for today is…

“By the time you receive this, the Iraqi men’s Olympic soccer team (that’s
football to all of you foreigners who don’t know what actual football is)
may already have won the gold medal. You can credit it to hard work, and
determination, I credit the American military who went in and shot a lot of
their third string players; arrested their team captain; and replaced him
with David Beckham.”

Oh, T-Shirt Hell newsletter, how I would love to be back-to-back in a barfight with you.