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Jett Superior laid this on you on || September 15, 2004 || 12:53 pm

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Hello, all you Jett-worshippers. I figure, Jett is just the kind of person who has the type of friends who can help me with a special request. And I know that in the time of dire need, Jett, with her heart of gold, would reach out to help those who are direly needy.

 

You see, my power is going out probably tonight or tomorrow, and that leaves me with a bad situation. Without power, I will have no Jerry Springer or Maury Povitch. No stereo and bass speakers to play my music. No Playstation2 or X-Box. No internet porno. If you get my drift, I will be VERY BORED. And thus, I need some crackrock and a crackpipe.

 

I’ve never asked for donations before on my blog, so I’m using Jett’s blog to keep from tainting my blog’s no-bleg policy.

 

So, gimme a crackpipe.

 

And some crackrock.

 

Thank you in advance for your generosity!

 

Sincerely, and may the Good Lord Jesus be with you in your time of need,

 

sugarmama

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  1. blamb 9.15.2004

    RUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

     

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