Well, now.

In some Great and Wondrous Conspiracy to Keep Jett Off the Internet, something heinous and mayhap evil has happened to my computer in my absence. Okay, well, if I’m being truly, truly honest, it started happening before I left, I just didn’t have the time or wherewithal to address it then.

My site displays all crazy-like (and not at all as planned) with IE (YES, I’m still using THAT browser, and YES, that will soon change), I can’t access comments (leave them for my eventual return, I suppose) and cannot get into my Gmail account (therefore e-mailing me about said prob will not do you nor me any good whatsoever).

It appears that I will have to do the Fabulous Backup And Wipe dance with the hard drive, but I will not have the ability to do that until this weekend (to be read: Unx and Skillzy, have your mobiles in the ‘On and Ready’ position for my calls of desperation and pleading) as I’ve a ton of paperwork and client fuck-ups to catch up on, I’m readying for a show this weekend, and (to be quite frank) I’m doing the whole extra quality time thing with the boys, as I missed them immensely.

Guest posters, I am leaving you the reins for a few more days until I can get the system un-wonked, and I thank you kindly for the great stuffs you hung up to dry in my absence. Stories, observations, and copious amounts of curse words upon my return.

Oh yeah, they’s pitchers (even of Scottish boys with motorbikes; who knew I wasn’t just postulating that idea, and that they really and truly wait in Scotland to be scooped up by some sassy American wench??), too.