Cereal Repercussions
Dear Person Who Hogged Up Damn Near All The Frosted Mini-Wheats, Thereby Leaving Me Approximately Five In The Bag For My One Ay Emm Post-Phonehilarity Snackfest:
Please recall who jockeys the allowance reins around these parts. And also, coincidentally, has effective control over your social calendar for AT LEAST the next six or so years.
Earnestly Seeking My Calcium and Grain Products Fix,
The One What Gaved You Birth Long About Twelve Years Ago, You Cute Little Mop-Haired Bottomless Stomach
Dear Person Who Revealed Momma’s Tried-and-True ‘Special Groceries’ Hiding Spot:
Look, I don’t advocate using sex as a weapon, but we’re talking Frosted Mini-Wheats here.
You bastard.
Passive-Aggressively,
The One What Brings The Bells And Whistles (and bungee cords and cleverly-used Altoids, to boot!)
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