NOTICE OF SEIZURE OF ASSETS « Alphabet Junkie

Jett Superior laid this on you on || February 25, 2005 || 10:41 am

NOTICE OF SEIZURE OF ASSETS

This notice is to inform Jett readers of the immediate seizure of ABUANTG by Hard Times Publishing until further notice. Miz Superior has been counseled on numerous occasions concerning her lack of posts, as well as her inability to respond to e-mails and faxes from her devoted Muffinasses™ in a timely manner. Management had exhausted all available options in dealing with this matter, and was forced to resort to drastic measures.

Please rest assured that once Miz Superior has completed her customer service and etiquette re-education, she will be allowed to return to blogging. In the meantime, we will strive to maintain an acceptable level of lunacy via guest posting and copied and pasted posts from random blogs. We appreciate your patronage and thank you for your patience during this trying time.

Love,

Skillzy

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brynne 2.25.2005

duuuude. slackerrr.
brynne 2.25.2005

also: STILL a muffinass after alll these years.
Jettomatika 2.26.2005

I just KNEW it!

Brynne, as we all know, is the best. And she’s just as poor as me at the whole e-mail dance.
skillzy 2.27.2005

If e-mail is a dance, then e-mailin you is like dancin with myself.

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