(telegraphing emotion) « Alphabet Junkie

Jett Superior laid this on you on || April 18, 2005 || 10:21 pm

(telegraphing emotion)

MAXIM: Awww, you had a bad day!

[ JETT is paranoid, suspicious ]

JETT: How did YOU know?

MAXIM: You’re wearing your baggy jammy pants with the ruffles and huge red hearts, you have your face ten inches from the monitor, and you’re clutching that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles bowl for dear life while you cram down Teddy Grahams.

MAXIM: Der.

JETT: You bastard, you’re gooooood.

Don’t worry, my state of mind was salvaged by the very amazing Cavalcade of Bad Nativities (favorite one of all is here…whoooo can guess which?).

I’ll have to send her a link to the Atheist’s Nativity that I so predictably march out and beat you patient-assed folks over the head with every Christmas.

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CJ 4.19.2005

Ooooh, nativities are so awesomely bad! I always liked the big white painted plywood ones that people put in the yard with the lights and such…

Haha
Shelby :) 4.20.2005

The two best (WORST!) nativity scenes I have ever witnessed (I wish I had pictures) were my mother’s 3-1/2′ light up plastic navity that she puts in the front garden, and the Cyclops nativity ornament my boyfriend’s brother received from their aunt (who is a nun). The nativity ornament was made of wood and they had Egyptian style eyes painted on them (whole eyes instead of side-view eyes) so it looked like a celebration of the one-eyed folk.
Suzanne 4.20.2005

Haven’t visited much in a while as i’ve been dealing with the joys of moving, blah blah. BUT I’ll take a shot in the dark at guessing your fave…. is it the bean bag toss?
Jettomatika 4.21.2005

You’re kidding, right Suze?
Daniel B. McClelland 4.24.2005

Man, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles make everything better. Many commenters have mocked nativity scenes, but few can ever discredit Leonardo’s sword-fighting skills. Or Michaelangelo’s sassy quips.

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