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Jett Superior laid this on you on || June 26, 2005 || 10:07 pm

Jeff Trimble is a dick.*

I’m willing to bet that when I was a junior and Jeff Trimble was a senior in high school that he never, ever could have imagined that one day in the not-so-distant future there would be a way for me to broadcast to literally millions and billions of people that he is an extra-large size wanker extraordinaire.

This, my good people, is what the interwebnet was made for. Information age and all. The information that Jeff Trimble is a fucking dickdrip is important and vital to all of Cyberia, whether all of Cyberia presently realizes that or not.

I will retract this statement officially if Jeff Trimble contacts me and can, with supporting evidence, convince me that he is no longer the extra-large and flaming asshole that he was in years ninteen eighty-six through eighty-eight.

Thank you and goodnight.

*But his little brother, Chris, is bringin’ the rad full-force.

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  1. gjoe 6.27.2005

    Go get ‘em Jettomatica!

  2. Bob 6.28.2005

    Um, 1986-88. Anyone else here realize that was almost 20 years ago? I mean, let it go man! Although, from personal experience, Trimble was a HUGE dick. Ah, what the hell, ancient history or not, the guy deserves it.


  3. MerryMadMonk 6.28.2005

    You is a funny girl. I don’t even know JT and I’m laughing (and thinking I sure hope nobody thought I was a dickhead in high school … especially someone with a blog)

  4. Jettomatika 6.28.2005


    Call me….coming through next week. You can take me to lunch, and I can make you lauuuugh and lauuuuugh!

    I’m over it, really. Not like he ever did anything to me. I’m just remembering all those dorks I had to rescue from his assheaded bullcrap.

    I just thought the propensity for ‘googling’ people nowadays, coupled with the fact that he was a massive pud, would make for some Great Bloggery Fun. It’s all about the Great Bloggery Fun, you know.


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