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Jett Superior laid this on you on || June 6, 2005 || 3:44 pm

The harsh reality of it is….

Just a little bit ago Piper was watching a Lifetime movie. I know, I know, as the foster parent, I am responsible for guiding her away from such heinousness* and horrible early life-training. I like to be wise, however, and pick my battles.

PIPER: OH MY GOD!!

Jett is startled away from her blazing hot free interwebnet blackjack game

PIPER: I HATE social workers like that.

Piper is waggling her finger at the teevee, and begins to mimic one of the characters in a simpering, sugary tone

PIPER: ‘Ohhhh, honey, you’ll be home in a week.’

PIPER: WHY DON’T THEY TELL A KID THE TRUTH? “BOY, YOU ARE GOING TO A GROUP HOME FOR THREE MONTHS; ONLY…IN MY LANGUAGE, THREE MONTHS MEANS A STINKIN’ YEAR.”

Piper is spunky. We love the shit outta her.

*She likes the Golden Girls too, by the way. IMMENSELY.

2 worked it out »

  1. Lothregast 6.6.2005

    Madame,

    I trust you will judge me not too harshly at this confession. Once, for more’n a year I was a rather large fan and defender of Golden Girls. I can’t quite remember why? Odd, ne pas?

    Yours Always,

    Lothregast

     
  2. skillzy 6.7.2005

    DANZA! DANZA!! DANZA!!!

     

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