My knowledge is ever-expanding. PH34R.

Truth be known, I could do without Jimmy Neutron. I patiently watch that show with Mathias (and sometimes Piper), however, for two reasons: Goddard, who is Jimmy’s beloved dog and Sheen, who is one of his sidekick-bestpal thingies.

Sheen is four things I love in a man…he is wildly spastic, sort of obsessive, passionately devoted and he’s the owner of some poofy black hair. I have been searching for a t-shirt with him on it for nigh on four years now. Sadly, this mission has gone unfulfilled.

During one of my more recent bouts of ferocious searching, I found out Sheen’s last name. It’s Estevez. Then I had a stroke from laughing so hard because…Sheen Estevez? Pure brilliance. Sheen Estevez, my people!