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Jett Superior laid this on you on || September 20, 2005 || 8:01 pm

The one where I bitch about the miscasting of Renee once again.

I don’t know…correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t recall that the THE INIMITABLE, LEGENDARY Janis Joplin ever wrote a song of epic, hair-tearing proportions about some spotty skin.

Media: I know that I could never, ever in a million years expect that you will stop saying stupid things. Still, I’m compelled to remind you that it’s bad enough that Hollywood has cast Zellweger. Stop reaching far into your asses in order to correlate her somehow, anyhow to Janis. Just shut the fuck up about it. Let’s all move on.

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  1. Jennifer 9.21.2005

    Heh. Once upon a time, Melissa Etherdidge was going to star as Joplin – and sing the music herself. I like Renee, but she’s no Janis. *rolleyes*

  2. Jettomatika 9.21.2005

    I heard tell of a Drew Barrymore casting, too….while Drew might be questionable, I don’t know–she might *just* be able to pull it off.

    Renee Zellweger as Janis? Makes the baby Jesus cry. The hiccupping, racking sobs kind of cry that it takes kids an hour or so to get over.

  3. cal 9.21.2005

    noone can be janis except janis. ’nuff said.

  4. Suzanne 9.21.2005

    Is nothing/no one sacred in Hollywood? Blech..

  5. Coelecanth 9.23.2005

    A co-worker was stunned that I didn’t like Macy Gray, her reasoning: “Well, you like Janis Jopin don’t you?” I only had time to dig a shallow grave, but they’ll never find it….

  6. zeeq 9.26.2005

    sorry. the mere idea of it sends me into dry heaves…


  7. Jettomatika 9.26.2005



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