I’m afraid of Americans
Sometimes I do believe that we are some of the most wasteful and stupid people on the planet. I hope that the rest of the world does not view the typical American citizen this way. I hope they realize that only the outrageous and ridiculous get press and apply that knowledge to people who pay five-kay for the privilege of wearing socks that look like barber poles.
Shameless, unappreciative jackasses.
11.16.2005
The NFL was trying to quash those poor chaps’ rights to express themselves. Luckily, they have lots of extra money to spend on fines and chrome spinning rims and champagne fountains and stripper cruises and shiny purple suits. They just pursuin’ happiness, y’all, don’t be hatin.
Speaking of football, where are the GROWN UP cheerleader outfit Jett pictures? And don’t even try to tell me there aren’t any.
11.16.2005
Safely ensconced in Maxim’s underwear drawer. In the case of our untimely demise, they are willed to you.
Consider this the public record recording your rights to them, dearheart.
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