While cooking dinner together last night:

JETT: Ew, ACK! Mathias, did you fart?

MATHIAS: *cuts eyes to side stealthily, raises eyebrows, puckers mouth and speaks from its corner* Welp, mayyyyyybe.

In other news, I am a shlub. I had pizza for breakfast and just spent the last hour washing and folding towels and bathcloths. Yessss, we had that many. ON TO THE UNDERWEAR!