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Jett Superior laid this on you on || November 2, 2006 || 12:36 am

(I need a camera to illustrate these sorts of things)

In the Emergency Tampon Box concealed neatly in my desk drawer at work, you will find:

+ two Kotex tampons of the ‘Super’ designation

+ one Kotex tampon, ‘regular’

+ a two-dollars-off coupon for a box of (five!) Zone bars

+ three packets Heinz ketchup (catsup? –I can never make a definite call on that one)

+ one packet spicy mustard

+ one packet soy sauce

+ two mini-size Rolo candies

+ one mini bag Reese’s Pieces

+ three napkins from Subway (mmm, breffus)

+ a crayon-shaped birthday candle (red.)

+ four cotton balls for keeping Tessa in line when she is bad.

Which, by the way, leads me to tell you that Tess has the wierdest fear I’ve ever heard of: Cotton balls. How utterly and magically fabulous.

1 worked it out »

  1. Richard D. Bartlett 11.3.2006

    it’s not that weird.

     

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