HAAAAAAAAA. ha.

Dictionary.com Word of the Day – impregnable: able to resist attack.

From now on, that’s about the scope of it. Boy-and-how, do I believe in serendipity. Note to the masses: Not all attacks come hard and furious and belligerently, intending harm. Some come slowly, hiccuping and yawning and meaning sweetness.

Just when I thought I was learning the boundaries of my ignorance, I find that there is yet another side-door I was unaware of. Hammer, planks, nails and heavy furniture are being employed. Somebody’s gonna need a fucking cannon to get in again. Should that time arise, I hope I catch a sizable chunk of shrapnel to the frontal lobe. You know, so as to have a viable excuse for my idiocy.

The heart is a silly, useless thing outside the bounds of pushing fluids from here to yon and pulling them back again.